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Are You Guys Ready? Cuz I Sure as Hell Am
June 13, 2009 – 11:39 am | 2 Comments
Are You Guys Ready?  Cuz I Sure as Hell Am

One week y’all!  That’s it, and we’re on the river and out of this one-horse town.  Hey, at least it’s got a horse.
Here’s a question for ya:  What do you think will be our first …

The Only People Really Going Green Nowadays Carry AK47′s
June 9, 2009 – 2:15 pm | 2 Comments
The Only People Really Going Green Nowadays Carry AK47′s

11 Visions is in the Natural State, Arkansas, preparing for their Mississippi River Adventure, which will begin the first day of summer, June 21, 2009.
Slack-jawed yokels and gun-toting Reagan Democrats, that’s all there is in Arkansas. …

A Highly Unscientific Test (Part 1) – A Short Run down the Cumberland River
June 5, 2009 – 5:03 pm | No Comment
A Highly Unscientific Test (Part 1) – A Short Run down the Cumberland River

In preparation for our SOON-SOON-SOON-to-be (we’ll have an update for you shortly but we’ll be on the Mississippi in roughly two weeks!) Mississippi River Adventure, 11 Visions paddled down a good chunk of the Cumberland …

Chinese Fire Sale!
May 19, 2009 – 12:48 am | One Comment
Chinese Fire Sale!

To prepare for their upcoming Mississippi Float Trip, Phillip and Ryan are fengshui-ing their house, i.e. throwing out all the shit they don’t need.  I think that’s the direct Chinese translation.  
We are moving crap …

You Liars Aren’t Paddling 2,500 Miles!
May 8, 2009 – 4:31 pm | 2 Comments
You Liars Aren’t Paddling 2,500 Miles!

Phil and Ryan of 11 Visions are about to depart on their Mississippi River Adventure, but first, some comments from the peanut gallery.
OK.  Some smart guy has said that we’re not really going 2500 miles. …

Crackheads Have Problems, We’ve Got Issues
May 4, 2009 – 11:50 pm | 2 Comments
Crackheads Have Problems, We’ve Got Issues

We’re very close to being on the Mississippi River.   But we’ve got problems, problems, problems.

“Crackheads got problems, you guys are smoked.”   – Vince Vaughn in Mr. and Mrs. Smith
I had always interpreted Vince …

Success at Alcatraz!
April 6, 2009 – 12:08 am | 3 Comments
Success at Alcatraz!

A short while ago, Ryan Jeanes of 11visions.com decided to swim from the Island of Alcatraz in the San Francisco Bay to the mainland, in preparation for his upcoming English Channel swim, in the summer …

One Swim of Alcatraz Comin’ Up!
April 4, 2009 – 12:41 am | No Comment
One Swim of Alcatraz Comin’ Up!

It’s here, y’all.  Y’all read for dis, duh duh duh da duh duh, yeah! da da da duh duh duh, yeah! da duh duh duh duh, yeah! yeah! You know what song I’m talkin’ ’bout!
Yeah!  …

Uhhhhhhh Riiiiiiiiiight – 9-Foot Sturgeon Spotted in SF Bay
March 23, 2009 – 10:18 pm | No Comment

OK ya’ll.  I’m not really a fraidy cat or a yellow belly or a chicken or nervous nellie or a… but holy shit!!!
A 9-foot sturgeon was just spotted in San Francisco Bay.  This makes our …

Escape from Alcatraz!
March 8, 2009 – 6:17 pm | 2 Comments
Escape from Alcatraz!

In preparation for our upcoming English Channel Swim, Eleven Visions will be, first, escaping from Alcatraz!  The Alcatraz swim, hosted by swim instructor Leslie Thomas, will take place April 5, and we want YOU to …

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