In preparation for our upcoming Mississippi Float Trip, 11 Visions is exploring options of the technological persuasion. That is, how the hell do you upload videos and posts from a river? Virgin Mobile seemed to have some options, but not everyone is happy with Virgin’s new data plans.
Really though, how many people with contract-precluding credit ratings have any interest in mobile broadband? I’d say this one’s only going to be appealing for travelers, recent arrivals with no credit history, or people without a clear idea of where they’re going to be living in the next few months.
Ha ha ha ha, isn’t that hillarious? OK, let’s look at 11 Visions’ demographics:
recent arrivals? aren’t all travelers recent arrivals?
people with no clear idea where they’re going to be living in the next few months? does “i know i’ll be living somewhere along the bank of the mississippi river” count?
Suffice it to say that 11 Visions fits right onto Richard Branson’s preferred customer list – people who have no idea where the hell they’re going to be or when.
11 Visions is in the Natural State, Arkansas, preparing for their Mississippi River Adventure, which will begin the first day of summer, June 21, 2009.
Slack-jawed yokels and gun-toting Reagan Democrats, that’s all there is in Arkansas. So I thought. Turns out Arkansasians are some of the Greenest of the population to start. While latte-sipping New York liberals philosophize about “going Green” and “oh if the destructive policies of George ‘Satan’s Little Helper’ Bush hadn’t been implemented we wouldn’t be in this mess…(slurp),” the Arkansasians we’re staying with here in Mountain View, AR are growing their own gardens, using solar panels liberally, and doing their best to become fully self-sustained. Amazing
Now, mind you, I highly doubt they’re doing it to further the wishes of Barack Hooooo-saaaaaayyyyynnnnnnn Obama, but (just by being themselves) I’ve seen some of the most environmentally friendly living… well… ever.
Phillip and I are in Arkansas to do a few things:
Phillip used to live here. To be specific, he MOVED here from his home in upstate New York. Why would you move to Arkansas from… anywhere? That’s what I’ve been asking him. But after staying here a couple of days, I have to say, I can kinnnnndaaaa see why. So he’s come back to visit some old friends.
There’s a dude here who took a rowboat of sorts down the entire Mississippi. He’s a character, and we’ll have an interview up for you shortly. His home is also completely energy independent – I’ll ask him if he’s an Obama supporter.
We needed a place to stay, and Phil’s friend is letting us camp on his land and bathe in his creek. It’s awesome – fish bite your ass.
We needed a big flat lake to test out different kayak configurations. Currently the big question is whether we’ll be taking one boat or two from Lake Itasca. I am a huuuuge fan of one boat – less paddling. But we may need two for the supplies. We will also be showing our 2-boat adventure down the Cumberland shortly, and this much is clear: Two boats blow in terms of the effort it takes to tow the second. If we can get down to one, I’ll be all smiles.
And finally we might be able to interview a guy for our work in the works tentatively titled Go to Hell. We want to make a doc exploring the concepts of hell, why people believe in such a crazy thing, and of course make a crrraaaaaaaazeeeee funny movie in the process.
There is a careful balance in this small town between nature and technology; and, though the majority prooooobably doesn’t feel too hot on liberals, they’re ten times more Green than the most ardent Al Gore fan.
We’ll save the discussion on compulsive stockpiling of AK47’s and radical religiosity for another time.
Arkansas: Politically, religiously and ideologically polarized. Carbon neutral.